- I’m beginning to rekindle my love for photography.
- My free time is no longer free. Nor is it actual time; it’s more of a dream.
- I like flying kites.
- I enjoy working with my hands.
- I miss problem-solving.
- I sometimes develop an instant crush on anyone who listens to me. Then I forget all about them after I’m done talking.
- I rarely listen to people I hardly know. I just wait for silence, then I talk about myself just enough that they become uninterested and leave. Then I sigh in relief.
- Commericial Hip-Hop music is lame. And so are the phrat boys and girls that love it.
- Pot during the day makes me active. Pot at night makes me disheartened and skeptical.
- I think the public should be more aware of well-to-do white people rather than the black man on the street or the hispanic with a shaved head. The former has the abilty to exploit and destroy a culture.
- I don’t understand why Hollywood is so fucken popular. I just can’t grasp it.
- I really want to conduct research that will expose Clinton supporters as fans of Larry the Cable Guy and Dane Cook.
- There is a book called “Chicken Soup for the American Idol Soul” and something tells me suburban trash will eat it up!
- Homosexuals are fine. But homosexuals on TV are overrated hacks.
- I hate TV but I’m a sucker for reality games that involve fucking people over, vis a vis Big Brother.
- I want the public to be more informed and more cultured, but I have no problem with exploiting the mindless for all they’re worth.
- In general, I think people are suckers. Especially me. But odds are I’ll out-sucker you before you out-sucker me.
- I’m an alcoholic, but I’m sober right now.
- After I’m done writing this, I’ll smoke pot and watch the Family Feud while making fun of suburbanite trash that probably love Clinton and Larry the Cable Guy and are making plans to be on the Family Feud
